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dannnylawrence:

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via cindehella)

  But I Guess That’s No One’s Fault But Mine (#636: August 12, 2014)

(Source: write2014, via loveandpalmtrees)


me:are there any spirits listening
ouija:yes are you alone
me:yes
ouija:haha nice whats up :P
me:trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija:cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol